STRAT has never been at a better point.

By far the best alt you could put you rmoney into during this recent bloodiness.
Frankly if you don't fill your pockets with STRAT right now, You'll probably be sickly and homeless in six months, sleeping in a dumpster knowing it could have been different.
It can
You can be sickly and homeless and have a lot of STRAT instead. And that warms not only the body, but the soul.

Strat cares about you. So start caring about it
Message by the Stratholic Church