EXTRA TERRESTRIALS LEVITATE WALL STREET

• SPX/UFO

Roll over SETI we got a new WOW signal except this one people actually care about.
Mulder's definitely rockin a boner right now
BAM QUANDL gives us UFO SIGHTINGS ON CANDLESTICKS .. were really in the future now people.
Somebody call Steven Greer and get the bottom of this

IM LONG ALIENS BTFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!