LUNA GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

Ok, Ok...So The Big Guys pulled the Event of the Decade on us Little Fish...So what? Man the hell up. If you were holding a bunch of LUNA then I get that you got caught in the crossfire. But only for a minute. Not only did the big "Death Spiral" NOT result in the complete decimation of LUNA, if you're paying attention, Part Two of this scam offers redemption for all of us Little Fish. If you have $200 to your name, spot buy this puppy right now and you'll be a millionaire before you have time to say "Oh My God, I Just Lost My Retirement Fund". Opportunities like this rarely appear twice in a lifetime, and this one is as plain as the nose on your pretty face.

And in answer to the question above...the glass is clearly half full, and mine is going to overflow before this is over...

Just so we're clear...this is not financial advice and I am not a financial advisor, although I have played one on TV in my horribly sordid past. If you believe that this is financial advice that's just because you exist in an alternate timeline and really should get back home...Oh, and if you have heart failure contact your doctor